If you have a penis (or have playtime access to one), you should know about the Delite Heated Rose Masturbator. Really!

This soft, stretchy, sexily textured stroker is a total classic with a very hot twist. You'll notice that the Rose comes upright on a sturdy stand, yes? That handy storage stand will also warm the inside of your stroker beforehand. Give it about 5 minutes to reach max.

Meanwhile, deep inside the blue Rose, you'll find tons of tiny, shaft-massaging bumps; grip it tight to bring them closer as you pump. It's closed-off around back, so sexy suction will build naturally.

The Superskin Rose is easy to clean and safe to use with any water-based lube you love. The warming stand is powered by USB, and a cord is included. The Rose is splash-proof but shouldn't be submerged.